You are ready? Today I will tell you stories about the first of April and, perhaps, by dint of listening, the desire to joke will pass. Because today is April XNUMXst and I have a barrel of jokes, but in particular, it will be the Italians that I will scare. But fear not, you will be amazed. And don't pay attention to rhymes, I'm just for coloring, otherwise I didn't know how to entertain you.
The origins of April XNUMXst: revenge
There are so many ways to give birth to a tradition, but in this case it is lack of attention. We are in Aquileia in 1334, a year more or less, and we talked without restraint. From the foreigner to be hunted to a new disease to be treated, from a building to be finished to the crisis to be cushioned. If before it was ignorance to justify, today we still have to find an excuse for so much disgust. But let's go back to our dinner where the Pope seemed to feel sorry. An inattentive fish cook had left a spine and the nearly dead Pope found himself. But Bertrando di San Genesio immediately saved his life and the Pope, still traumatized, took a bold decision. No fish on April XNUMXst, or I'll hit you with a shovel. Vegetarians and vegans were very happy but not all the other members. For the desire for fish the others got angry and organized many cruel jokes. The lesson is not to tell a person that fish cannot eat, otherwise you will find him in front of the car on the wheels intent on making holes.
At the restaurant
Two young men went to a restaurant for the first of the month, spared no expense. They had been craving pizza ever since they crossed the threshold. Cheerful and unaware, they await their order with a little apprehension: he had a margherita and she a tasty four cheeses. Their dishes finally arrive but, horror, they are not exact! L'ananas dripping is everywhere and it's disgusting, the view was shocking to say the least. They talk to the waiter to get their pizza but he terrifies them even more. “From today in all of Italy there is an amendment and there is no possibility of cancellation. To make you happy Trump the president the pizza with pineapple will be served daily ". One falls to the ground, the other is already a fugitive then he gets up and off he jumps. The waiter looks at the money left, paid for the appetizers. By now it is too late to say it was April Fool's Day, they will have already arrived in Brazil.
Mexico and clouds
By now this joke is cleared through customs, but it is always used anyway. Any man or boyfriend has a tremendous fear that his spouse will cruelly surprise him. Yet, a bitter message has arrived to our dear friend. "Love, I'm pregnant," explodes his girlfriend with determination. Our friend has to hurry: the ticket for the Mexico he asked. Ah but take away a curiosity: and if it happens to a Mexican, where will he go? We Italians make this joke, but have they ever known it? Meanwhile, his girlfriend can no longer write to him that it is a joke, our friend is already in a remote city. She shrugs, after the message: now all men are without ... courage.
Hygiene first of all
Life with roommates can be full of jerks. And so one day you may find yourself with traffic signs to begin with. Every off-site in Italy has done at least one bullshit and as such it should be remembered. This time, however, a roommate has returned home and has an urgent need: she must be escaped. Yesterday's lunch did not digest well and must now be buried. After pooing he looks confused down. Something is missing from the bathroom, will a companion remove it? The bidet he's gone and he's not clean! Screams and screams without going out while the roommates outside the door are having fun. From an Italian, remove everything you want but not the bidet or he could stab you.
The coffee
Last joke to play, but no less to consider. For this I have to thank my aunt who unwittingly made a mischief. We had just finished lunch and a coffee I wanted to taste myself. But since my aunt is a bit distracted, she makes coffee as if it were made. It is known that it is an Italian tradition to make coffee properly, but that was one of my worst pains. Instead of sugar he put salt in it and suddenly a desire to vomit comes over me. If you want to taste revenge on a cold plate, pour a salty coffee to an Italian: he will go mad. But if he tries to kill you, don't try to justify yourselves: it's April XNUMXst up to a certain point, let's not exaggerate, we don't play on certain traditions!
